No need to be all dramatic. I just came to tell you that your blood test came back.
But I am not allowed to give you the results without a doctor.
You're not? No, I am not. That's a neg-a-tive, a neg-a-tive.
Wait. Are you saying it's negative?
I could not tell you that.
I also could not tell you that it was probably an allergic reaction to soap or laundry detergent.
Oh, my god! Max, it was that fabric softener ball from the "Under a dollar" Store.
I'm not a cheap whore. I'm just poor.
Shirley, it was really cool of you to come all the way in, because we were really very upset,
so upset that a caring medical professional like you would probably help us out with something for our anxiety or parties.
Nice try. But I'm not here just out of the goodness of my heart.
I'm here for my free fries. I'm starving.
I haven't been able to eat since you showed me that phone picture of your bits and pieces.
Fries coming right up. And thank you so much.
Oh, it's nice to give out good news. What about you? When can I give you some good news?
I'll be in tomorrow, I'm just waiting for a call back from John Mayer.
Hi, I'm looking for Han Lee.
Oh, that's the girl I set up Han with.
No visible adam's apple. Go for it.
Oh, Max, she's very pretty. Are you sure she'll go for me?
I think she might. Let's go say hi.
Hi, you must be Jen. Jen, this is Han. Han, this is Jen from New Rochelle. Hi. Hello.
Jen from New Rochelle? Max, no!
What? It could just be a reaction to her laundry detergent.